Have a transparent lonely Jack on your dash/blog
showing up to class and seeing that you’re the best dressed
hahahahahahahahahahaha its tiny fricking legs hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
Drop Every Single Thing You Are Doing And Listen To This Game-Changing Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” Remix,
I slip lyrics into conversation very often. It makes people think I’m philosophical and smart but really I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
ok so my parents were friends with like this pastor and his wife and he had a son my age (I was like eight or nine or st) so one day they were hanging out at a church and so naturally him and I are running around being stupid and he’s like do u wanna see something and I’m like ok and then we went in the bathroom and he’s like my mom told me not to but I do it sometimes anyways and I’m like what and then he’s like you promise you won’t tell and I’m like ok and then he started drinking out of the toilet and I’m like what and then he like ran away and I don’t have any other memories of hanging out with this kid
me driving away from your opinion
well, most of it.
i’ll be back next weekend, either saturday or sunday idk.
if you need me, my snapchat, kik and skype are all randyraptor. i’ll continue to use those probably
i’ll queue a few things so you won’t even notice i’m gone
jake the dog (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
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